You Have Chipmunk Cheeks!



Years ago, my wife squeezed my cheeks and said, “You have chipmunk cheeks.”

I have Asian ancestry through my mother’s side.  My two sisters and I were born with what’s called the Mongolian Blue Spot.  

I plan to have the DNA testing one day for the heck of it.  I tried to muster as much annoyance as I could and said, “They are not chipmunk cheeks, and I a partial descendant of the Devils Horsemen am not amused.”

Didn’t deter her in the least, she just looked up and exclaimed, “Chipmunk cheeks!”

Sometimes you can’t win.





About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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