Years ago, my wife squeezed my cheeks and said, “You have chipmunk cheeks.”
I have Asian ancestry through my mother’s side. My two sisters and I were born with what’s called the Mongolian Blue Spot.
I plan to have the DNA testing one day for the heck of it. I tried to muster as much annoyance as I could and said, “They are not chipmunk cheeks, and I a partial descendant of the Devils Horsemen am not amused.”
Didn’t deter her in the least, she just looked up and exclaimed, “Chipmunk cheeks!”
Sometimes you can’t win.