More Republican Presidential Candidate Humor.

Each debate is like the next round in a boxing match.  They come out of the corner swinging.  Rick Perry falls, after Mitt Romney flattens him with an uppercut.

Herman Cain has a very crowded closet with women in it.  They don’t obey his commands and they keep falling out.  He then just keeps saying in the pre and post fight interviews, he’ll explain himself in good time.

Newt Gingrich pontificates walking through the ring with bodies flying around him, float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

Stinging a like a bee, Michelle Bachmann stomps on feet all over the ring, making people hop, including Mr. Gingrich.

Jon Huntsman is the most skilled one and stays above the fray.




About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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