I just finished a book about the Opium War and it spoke about the Eunuchs in the Chinese Emperors court.
When the Empire ended, so did the jobs for eunuchs. I tried to imagine a eunuch on the unemployment line.
“Eunuch,” said in a falsetto voice.
The clerk grunts, “Child care or massage parlor work.”
Now there’s a cross purpose. Well child care, because no sexual abuse, massage parlor, he can perform duties he used to do for the Emperor.