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Domestic cats biting man, not a story. Man biting cat though? Well, you’ll get a mouthful of fur. You will sneeze and get hairballs like the cat.
How will your cat retaliate? Other than biting you harder, what if you find, cats are really reclaiming their role as Gods? Hey, they were Gods in Ancient Egypt. Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.
Oh you thought slavery in the United States ended with the American Civil War? Read the fine print. That was only humans enslaving humans. Cats bowed out of it.
So man bites domestic cat, man is arrested, and tried by a jury of human cat lovers and cats. Man is sentenced to being bitten by big predatory cats. Lion biting man? Sometimes news. Man biting lion and living to tell the tale? Hasn’t happened yet.