Man Bites Cat.


20090211 - cats wrestling - 176-7616 - Oranjel...

20090211 - cats wrestling - 176-7616 - Oranjello, Lemonjello - biting, wrestling (Photo credit: Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos (ClintJCL))

Domestic cats biting man, not a story.  Man biting cat though?  Well, you’ll get a mouthful of fur.  You will sneeze and get hairballs like the cat.

How will your cat retaliate?  Other than biting you harder, what if you find, cats are really reclaiming their role as Gods?  Hey, they were Gods in Ancient Egypt.  Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.

Oh you thought slavery in the United States ended with the American Civil War?  Read the fine print.  That was only humans enslaving humans.  Cats bowed out of it.

So man bites domestic cat, man is arrested, and tried by a jury of human cat lovers and cats.  Man is sentenced to being bitten by big predatory cats.  Lion biting man?  Sometimes news.  Man biting lion and living to tell the tale?  Hasn’t happened yet.

 

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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