Pie in the Eye Tuesday Tales May 22nd.

     Mayor Blumenthal was dressed in a three piece suit, heading to another ribbon cutting in Manhattan.  He stood in front of microphones, the place he liked to be the most before he cut the ribbon for the new Barclays building.

     He started to speak. when in front of the International media suddenly the Mayor’s face was a mixture of colors.  Then you saw a jeweled hand grinding the mess in his face.  Flash bulbs went off, the stunned police detail pulled the woman off and the Mayor stood unseeing in his shock.

     He finally wiped the cream out of his eyes and when he could look down, he was aghast.  “Look at my suit!”  “Sarah, why did you humiliate me like this?”

     Sarah Blumenthal, the Mayor’s wife smiled.  I could humiliate you.  Was that Slavic whore of an opera singer worth it?  Is she dead now, cause you didn’t wanna get caught?  Well, now I got you in front of International media Mr. Big Shot!”

     All the Mayor got for his pains was pie in his eye.


About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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2 Responses to Pie in the Eye Tuesday Tales May 22nd.

  1. That’s right Mayor don’t unzip your fly and your won’t get the pie. LOL.

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