The Beavis and Butthead Gate Operator Company.

I’ve always wanted to use this phrase:  Kids don’t try this at home.    


 Beavis and Butthead are finally thrown out of high school, cause they are twenty one and still in the Ninth Grade.  

     “Gentlemen,” the Principal, Mr. Fusshose, said in his boring assembly and PA voice.  The time has come for you two to move on.  School has been a complete waste of our time and taxpayers money.  It is time you two earned your keep.

     Beavis and Butthead of course never attend class so none of this really matters.  They end up getting a job as constructions laborers putting in fences.  Then they try a gate operator.  They get their good friends Kenny and Cartman from South Park to help.

     The job takes forever; and Beavis and Butthead decide to play catch with the cover which lands on Kenny.

    Whoops we killed Kenny…

     Didn’t I tell you damn kids NOT to try this at home?!




About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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