Someone I ride the bus with a woman who just got a new job. Her soon to be former workplace is not great. Well she told us when you hand in a resignation there, they fire you. Apparently, they are afraid you will be rude to the customers on the phone before you leave.
If they do fire her, she was going to ball up her fist in mock anger. Ooooh, the day before Thanksgiving! Then throw her arms around the Human Resources person and say Thank You!
It will be the talk of the next Human Resources conference.