People call and ask “Are you open today.”
The following answers may follow in your being followed out the door permanently. So please, don’t use them, just laugh at the possibilities.
No, I was in a turkey coma but slept here.
No, but thanks to untoward comments at dinner yesterday, this office is my home until further notice.
No, I just answered the phone, because I couldn’t stand the ringing.
- The Grinch Who (almost) Stole Thanksgiving (beebeesworld.wordpress.com)
- Thursday Haiku Madness~Happy Thanksgiving! (thecheekydiva.com)
- Modern-day Pilgrims: Families who fled Myanmar embrace Thanksgiving (modbee.com)
- Thanksgiving and the direction we’re going (devinkroner.com)
- Happy Thanksgiving! (community.tradeking.com)
- Thanksgiving Gripe (lizbethwrightbooks.wordpress.com)