The Transportation Security Administration and Thanksgiving.

Seal of the United States Transportation Secur...

Seal of the United States Transportation Security Administration when it was still a part of the Department of Transportation (it was moved to the Department of Homeland Security when the latter department was formed). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 Yes Virginia, there are Thanksgiving rules for the Transportation Security Administration.  All these folks flying home from their long weekends.  

Your loved ones can give you your just desserts and you can have all the dessert your please.  No gravy.  Yes, I thought of smuggling a Sterno can on board heating up the gravy and…I am trying to picture gravy as a terrorists’ weapon.  Another thing for flight attendants to look out for.  No sir, you may not light a fire in the cabin.  It goes with no smoking.

You can bring the turkey leg on.  Then you have to watch out for people who have been in jail.  Oh great, we found a leg bone made into a knife.  Hey, our Stone Age ancestors managed it.

Happy Safe Flying!



About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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