How Many People Do You Hate?

He informed me he hates Chinese, Indians, Moslems, Blacks, Hispanics.     I decided to counter this by breaking out my trusty calculator. ” What are you doing?” he asked.

I acted distracted with my calculating.  Let’s see, there are two billion Chinese in the world, a million and a half Indians, a billion and a half Moslems, half a billion Hispanics, half a billion blacks…  “You hate most of the world!  You are in pre Mandela South Africa territory, and aiming for Nazi Germany territory.  Inquiring minds want to know, who do you like?  ”

“My dogs, they obey.”

“Oh great, Hitler liked dogs,” I grumbled.

“Why are you shaking your wrist like a fairy,” he growled.

I have Carpal Tunnel adding up the number of people you hate.”




About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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