Some Silly World Looks.


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Mk3A TSO 12121 (Photo credit: Tutenkhamun Sleeping)

I will start with a word play.  Chinese gangsters.  The obnoxious Fujianese Fuk U Tu and Suk Mai Dik. Pork Mu Shu, the Sichuanese gangster like the Fat Man in the movie Casablanca. General Tso chickened out from his duties. Beef Mongolian is like a bull in a China shop and out of control.

There was a news story about Burmese Pythons released in the Florida Everglades.  I thought the new Burmese leader

Aung San Suu Kyi liked us.    What did we do to piss her off?  Is this a Burmese Marine invasion?  Just snakes slithering in the grass.

     Fareed Zakaria is in Davos. He said he interviewed one king seven prime ministers and one head of state. And a partridge in a pear tree?  Now, he is interviewing King Abdullah II of Jordan.  Now there  is a man who needs Alka Seltzer.  He had  Iraq, Syria, the West Bank surrounding him.    King Abdullah fears (and rightfully so) a Taliban type government in Syria.  The rebellion in Mali is bad enough.  Timbuktu is not worth a lot of bucks.  (One of my father’s wisecracks when I was growing up was, I am inspecting coastal defenses in Timbuktu.  Surprise, you never knew Mali had a navy on the Niger River).  Or Tim Buk Tu, could be another cheap Fujianese gangster.  See Chinese gangsters.

 

 

 

 

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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