Remind Me Again, Why We Have Cats.

I need a reminder of this every so often.  All I want to do is go to bed IN my own bed.  Pandora greeted me.  I was able to hint for her to go to move, so what does she do?  Plop herself down on Elaine‘s side, while she went to the bathroom.

Elaine argued with her about moving.  Elaine pushed her, Pandora yelled.  The worst is when the chemical weapons i.e. Vicks comes out.  Pandora never wins that one.

For Yerbie, the shortest distance is a straight line.  He walks back and forth across our ribs.  It is like a goal line stand in American Football, only in Yerbie’s case, I don’t think the lad knows where or IF there is a goal line.

When Elaine finally corralled Pandora, I did a very stupid thing.  I burst out laughing, though I couldn’t help it.  I told Elaine she and Pandora the two women in this household share certain personality traits.  Stubbornness for one.  She poked me angrily.  I told her using my fatty tissue for Alternative Energy Sources wont work.   She drilled harder.  Sometimes, I don’t know when to keep quiet.

Remind me again why we have cats?


About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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