More on The Bible.


Sorry, but my warped sense of humor is getting in the way.  Was Noah worried at all with no rudder and compass?  His family sure was, and rightfully so.

When the Ark landed on Mount Ararat, Noah found he couldn’t talk to the local Armenians and they couldn’t talk to him.  The Armenians were displeased at the newcomers and the animals in the Ark relieving themselves on the Armenians carpets.  There were no trade goods the Armenians wanted.  Noah and company really had no idea where they were.  I guess Noah was afraid to ask God for directions.  OK we are leaving Noah on the mountain.

Now we come to the city of Ur.  There was an old TV show with Eddie Albert and Zsa Zsa Gabor called Green Acres.  He wanted to move to the country, she didn’t want to leave Manhattan.

God chose Abraham for reasons known only to him to pack up and move to the wilderness of Canaan.  Sarah, Abraham’s wife liked living in the city.  (Today, the majority of the world population is urban).  Now there is a sales job for you.  Lot’s wife decided she hated Canaan and they moved to another urban center, Sodom.  Heck of a place to raise a kid.

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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