“Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated,” said Mark Twain, based on a dream he had a month before he did die.
Well the silly side of me took over. I could march myself into the local funeral home, greeting the receptionist with rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Then ask to try out a coffin. I can then play vampire.
As long as no one drives a stake through my heart.
- Ex-funeral home operator Susan Bring wins lifetime award (azstarnet.com)