My Cold.


A collage of four of the six members from Mont...

A collage of four of the six members from Monty Python, and the famous foot used in ‘Flying Circus’ (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My patience is being tested with this cold.  I may lose battles, but by jove, I WILL win the damn war.  No Pyrrhic Victories here!

Viruses don’t care.  They just attack @ once.  A bit like the Highland Clans at Culloden.  Or Vercingetorix against Caesar.

Well no more, cold, the artillery is out now.  To paraphrase the Monty Python skit “The Spanish Inquisition,”  amongst my weaponry is the following:

1.  Soup.

2.  Airborne.

3.  Cough syrup.

4.  Cough Drops.

Nothing to sneeze at here.  Cold, this will be your Dresden.  I am unleashing it all on you.  There will be no retreat from here.  I always take pages out of Sun-Tzu The Art of War.  I am fighting this.  Cold, there are no more warnings.

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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2 Responses to My Cold.

  1. I thought the Cold War was over ???

    What is it with you & Putin?

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