If Cats Had Talk Shows.

Low Class Ancient Egyptian Statuettes

Low Class Ancient Egyptian Statuettes (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I can’t call this a nightmare, because the thought happened at lunch time.  I was on the phone with Elaine and she was saying that Yerbie was talking a blue steak, and if only he spoke English and we spoke cat or meow, or whatever cat language is.

The scary thought?  What if cats had talk shows?  Can you imagine, zillions of cats, the world over, channeling their Ancient Egyptian Goddess with talk shows?

Yerbie’s talk show would be about, why he is in trouble all the time, when he just wants to love his humans.

Pandora‘s talk show would be about guarding her humans, chasing her tail and what she can get away with.

The mind boggles.

About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
This entry was posted in A Cat Named Pandora., A Cat Named Yerbie, A Silly Look at The World and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s