Wal-Mart Meets Jurassic Park Part II. Moved to Cajun Country.


Terrebonne Parish Courthouses, Main Street, Ho...

Terrebonne Parish Courthouses, Main Street, Houma, Louisiana. The courthouse is part of the , which is listed on the . (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I just finished reading my friend Darrell James’ mystery Purgatory Key, which takes place in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana and its county seat, Houma.

I had to laugh and thought, move the Wal-Mart gator to Louisiana.  Well, I’ve eaten Fried Gator in New Orleans.

Give the Gator a personality.  I’ll call him Gaston.  Gaston goes to the Wal-Mart, only he goes in.  He’s busily eating everything in the food aisle, and a woman comes in the aisle and screams.

Oh course, Gaston can talk.  Chere, why you wanna act like dat?

Screaming of course, draws a crowd.  Yes, and ya know what happens with dem Gators after dat?

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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