Jews on Mars, The Life of Brian Version.


It wouldn’t be me, if there weren’t more silliness.    Brian and the snotty couple the Ben David’s are going to Mars.

Mr. Ben David has to look for business opportunities, to keep Mrs. Ben David in the style to which she’s become accustomed.  I mean, she’s the original dragon lady.  She’s lived for 2000 years for a reason.

She complains about going to another frontier, no proper people, etc.  Brian as usual is tagging along for the ride, cause he has nowhere else to go.

“Maybe we wont be persecuted on Mars,”  Mr. Ben David says wistfully.

“Well if you hadn’t backed those wowdy webels all those years ago, we wouldn’t be having this discussion!  And again, only this loser, ” she grimaced, pointing to Brian, “For company!”

Brian said nothing.  He’s no genius, but even he knows to stay out of a domestic dispute.

 

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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