“What in the world?” Scarlett cried angrily. She pointed a well manicured finger at the frozen fountain in front of her house. “It’s soooooo cold. How can this be?”
Rhett rolled his eyes. (Well, married to Scarlett somedays, it’s a miracle his eye doesn’t get stuck up there making him blind). “I know you don’t watch CNN, because you hate bad news, but haven’t you been paying attention? The Yankees have a new super weapon. It’s called a Polar Vortex.”
“Rhett, have you been drinking Leroy McLeod’s white lightnin’ again? How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from those McLeod’s?”
Rhett whipped out his phone disgustedly and brought up his CNN app. Meteorologist Indra Peterson was explaining the Polar Vortex for the umpteenth time. “This is supposed to be our Atlanta based station. Why no mention of a Yankee plot? We need to find this weapon and take it out.”
Tune in next week for Atlanta meets the Iditarod? Sled Dogs on Peachtree Street? Will Mush, replace Hell No???
Sorry, I couldn’t resist the Rocky and Bullwinkle episode ending questions.