The New Yankee Invasion.


“What in the world?” Scarlett cried angrily.  She pointed a well manicured finger at the frozen fountain in front of her house.  “It’s soooooo cold.  How can this be?”

Rhett rolled his eyes.  (Well, married to Scarlett somedays, it’s a miracle his eye doesn’t get stuck up there making him blind).  “I know you don’t watch CNN, because you hate  bad news, but haven’t you been paying attention?  The Yankees have a new super weapon.  It’s called a Polar Vortex.”

“Rhett, have you been drinking Leroy McLeod’s white lightnin’ again?  How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from those McLeod’s?”

Rhett whipped out his phone disgustedly and brought up his CNN app.  Meteorologist Indra Peterson was explaining the Polar Vortex for the umpteenth time.  “This is supposed to be our Atlanta based station.  Why no mention of a Yankee plot?  We need to find this weapon and take it out.”

Tune in next week for Atlanta meets the Iditarod?    Sled Dogs on Peachtree Street?  Will Mush, replace Hell No???

Sorry, I couldn’t resist the Rocky and Bullwinkle episode ending questions.

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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