Uncle Vlad, You Are so Bad.

Sorry, in English, I couldn’t resist the rhyme, Uncle Vlad, you are so bad.  The news has covered in detail, what may or may not happen.  This is my sarcastic, silly take on it.

For Ukraine, it is the loud neighbor coming on the property and staying.  “You weren’t invited in the first place, when are you leaving?”

“Who says we’re leaving?  Kiev is where the Russian state was founded.  Give it up, you people are Russians.  Ukrainian, bah humbug!  Just because Western Ukraine is different in religion?  Bah humbug!  Today, Ukraine, the rest of the Slavic world!  We hear Dubrovnik is nice at this time of year.”

The Mayor of Dubrovnik threw his two kopecks in.  No Rubles.  Dollars, Pounds, or Euros only.

Uncle Vlad glared.  “You’ll take what we give you and like it.”


About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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