In the United States, students go to warm beaches and party. (I didn’t I attended City College of New York, a commuter school. Being the son of Marvin Charton, a professor at Pratt Institute, a college with dorms, I learned all about what could happen with students and flings).
Spring comes to the Russian Steppe, after a hard winter. Instead of drinking, (which many Russians can afford to do less of), use your Spring Break for a useful purpose…Invade Ukraine!
Use your internship on Spring Break to learn how to persuade and influence people, how to play with all sorts of cool technical gadgets. (Maybe not James Bond, but interesting enough). Lotte Lenya can be brought back to life as Elsa Klebb and fight with Yulia Timoshenko, who will have to avoid being kicked.
So what say you? The beach and wasting valuable time partying, or using Spring for Ukraine? Sorry, all that comes to mind is the Mel Brooks movie, History of the World Part I, when they do the kick line for the Spanish Inquisition.