Spring Fling, Russian Style.

In the United States, students go to warm beaches and party.  (I didn’t I attended City College of New York, a commuter school.  Being the son of Marvin Charton, a professor at Pratt Institute, a college with dorms, I learned all about what could happen with students and flings).

Spring comes to the Russian Steppe, after a hard winter.  Instead of drinking, (which many Russians can afford to do less of), use your Spring Break for a useful purpose…Invade Ukraine!

Use your internship on Spring Break to learn how to persuade and influence people, how to play with all sorts of cool technical gadgets.  (Maybe not James Bond, but interesting enough).  Lotte Lenya can be brought back to life as Elsa Klebb and fight with Yulia Timoshenko, who will have to avoid being kicked.

So what say you?  The beach and wasting valuable time partying, or using Spring for Ukraine?  Sorry, all that comes to mind is the Mel Brooks movie, History of the World Part I, when they do the kick line for the Spanish Inquisition.

About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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