Putin Calls Obama

President Putin telephoned President Obama.  “Are you calling, because you see the error of your ways, Vladimir?  Are you going to play nice with the other children?”

Putin wished Obama could see the smirk on this face.    It was like the James Bond movie Goldfinger, when Goldfinger is trying to kill Bond with the laser.  “Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?”

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

Putin thought about that line and responded.  “No, Barack,” he said sneeringly, measuring every word.  “I called to gloat.”  Then, Putin started singing from Oklahoma, “Everything’s going my way.”

“What do you plan to do next?”  Obama asked.

Putin, ever the chess player smiled.  “Wouldn’t YOU like to know?”



About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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