You Can’t Marry a Stoner!


I was being silly with a friend, who is a muse for me.  We get one another’s warped minds.  She said, “I would marry a stoner, if he supported me.”

Of course, my warped mind immediately went into action.   She approaches her Mom as a teenager.  (No, I will not tell you how old she is, a gentleman never divulges, nor asks, a lady’s age).  “Mom, I’m gonna marry  Pop Stoner.

Mom’s eyes are bulging from her head.  “Why don’t you just call him, Pot Stoner, because that’s what he is!  I forbid it!”

“Oh yeah?!  The Stoner’s are the richest family in Grass Valley!”

At that moment, Pop rides up on his Harley and sweeps her away.   “We’re eloping!”

The moral of this silly tale.  Depends on the Stoner!

About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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