I scared myself. With my sarcastic look at life, I may grow up to be the Twenty-first Century H.L. Mencken. Mencken, the scribe of Baltimore. (There have been other Baltimore scribes, they do have a newspaper you know, it’s called the Baltimore Sun; even if they do have to share services with the Washington Post). Oh to be Baltimore, in the shadow of our Nations Capital. What would H.L. have thought of the Orioles and the Ravens? You could say both are for the birds.
Not sure this is such a good idea, as I am probably too easygoing to be him and I am Jewish. Yes, H.L. for all his brilliant writing was a retrograde racist.
I should probably stick with Mark Twain and Monty Python.