Potted in Colorado


My friend Jillian Rossi at Fagan Garage Door in Coventry, Rhode Island acts as a muse for me.  It’s a business relationship, turned friendship and humor monger.  Hey, if I can also help out Fagan Door it makes me happy.

She said some of her friends returned from Colorado, where they had the giant smoke out in Denver.

Think about it.  At Woodstock in 1969, they had a smokeout, and it was illegal.  Now, you could be potted and be legal about it.

She said her friends are botanists.  Oh well they are just planting a seed.

I told her Colorado is a distant neighbor of Arizona.  Heck of a drive from Tucson, though.  Not like driving through Rhode Island.  Smoke a joint and you will miss it.

All this gives new meaning to being a potted plant.

The English writer Thomas Carlyle said he and his wife had to be married to each other to prevent two other people from being miserable.  Jillian agreed with me.  The two of us would be a dangerous pair a la Thelma and Louise.  Yo’, wait a minute?  I look like a Thelma or Louise to you.  (Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis are a lot better looking than I am, that’s for sure).  I’ll stick to writing sarcasm.

Thank you Jillian, for bringing out my scary creative sarcastic (or as you call it, Mad Scientist) side!

 

 

About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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