Pandora decided it was time for me to wake up and feed her at 4 am. She starts eating my toes.
Then she led me into the bathroom. There was a big bug to kill. She couldn’t reach it, but led me to it. Then I had to feed them and play not Monty Python’s Confuse a Cat, but Cat Plumber and clean their box.
All in a mornings work, before the rent paying job.