After the July 4th Weekend.
Me: The party’s over, at least for now.
Jillian: Psshhh, par-tay neva ends LOL!
Me: I’d like to think that, but I just got in and I am busy. Surely, you have something to do. Someone in Rhode Island must need your help. I know, I’m beyond help, but I’m in Arizona. And by the way, the Sox are in last place.
Jillian: Ahhh shut it 😉
Me: How shall I shut it?
Jillian: You don’t want to know.
Me: You’re right, I don’t. I’ d cover my eyes, but then I couldn’t read or type.
Jillian: You can’t now, who are you kidding? Anyway, I need to talk about Japan.
Jillian: Allegedly, they had a tsunami.
Me: Allegedly? This has the earmarks of a Mafia arrest.
Jillian: No silly, I haven’t checked Snopes.
Me: Well, why not?
Me: Gotcha. We better not eat sushi until we check it out.
Jillian: YOU are a sushi eater??
Me: Yes, so sue me. Oh I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so…
Jillian: do not care for sushi…it’s a texture thing! The song is great, though!
Me: Texture? I can text the the texture to you? Glad you like the song. So what kinda texture DOES Mrs. Rossi like?
Jillian: Well certainly NOT squishy and jelly-like…
Me: Be careful when you walk on the speech I mean beach.
Jillian: ROFL! Can I take a nap first? LOL… I’m so sleepy…
Me: You have Siestas in Rhode Island? What happened to the Yankee work ethic? I tried to take a Siesta, the phone keeps ringing. People want to speak with me, for some reason.
Jillian: It must be your Northern quips 😉
Me: It must something, glad answered and troubleshot that for me!
Me: Yes, I try to be nice.
Jillian: Ha! ‘Scuse Me! I think I just choked on my water!
Me: No Jillian, you don’t think you choked on your water,
you know you choked on your water. Otherwise, you are
being a hypochondriac and making it all up. 😛
Jillian: Wahhhh!!! I just want to say “f*ck this” and go home. I’m feeling
cranky and indecisive and insatiable today.
Me: There must be a customer you can be rude to.
Me: Thought you would enjoy that.
Jillian: I just think I had too much/not enough time off!
Me: Make up your mind, too much or not enough. Remember, make
up your mind, not your beautiful face this time. 😛
Jillian: Oh you are clever, Mr. Charton…charming too =D
Me: Why thank you, Mrs. Rossi. Clever enough to dig myself out
of a sinkhole. 😛
Me: See, made ya laugh!
Jillian: Thank you for that!