President Trump’s Slavic Playground

Now Donald Trump is President of the United States, the most powerful country in the world.  As he was busily signing Executive Orders, a light bulb went off.  

“I’m annoyed about NATO, but there might be some use to it. I’m willing to work with my new friend, Theresa May.  We will have a great relationship, the two of us, Britain and the United States.  She is not my type, though, I will look East from Britain.    He cast an eye East, stopping at Berlin.  He grumbled about Angela Merkel.  “Nasty woman, I want to fire her!”  

“Your majesty, I mean Mr. President, you can’t fire  Chancellor Merkel, we don’t own Germany…”

“Yet!”  President Trump snapped.

Foreign Policy experts and historians had thoughts of Occupied Germany.

President Trump had his phone call with Russian leader Vladimir Putin.  One of the things they discussed was control of the Slavic world.  Not Russia of course.  For President Trump wants something.  Young, thin, Slavic women.  

They agreed to beauty contests and research.  With DNA, we can figure out the origin of the Slavs.  He has had a Czech wife and now a Slovene.  Where to next Mr. President?  Will it be Poland?  Slovakia?  President Trump can have DNA tested, but not manufacture one.  He may think it, but he won’t live forever.

So was created the Slavic Playground, for both Putin and Trump.


About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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