Cinderella had such a carriage, but it became a pumpkin at Midnight. Queen Elizabeth HAS such a carriage, President Trump wants to ride in it. British security and palace staff are against this.
President Trump had a good week last week. I was watching one of my Senators, John McCain saying Trump got the military part right, because he listened to his generals. The comedy loving part of me could only imagine Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther movies. Chief Inspector Dreyfus’ assistant, Francois, turns to the Chief Inspector and says, “But what if Clouseau, a complete and utter idiot turns out to be right?” How many Democratic Party strategists are having the same unnerving thought?
I read President Trump also wants to go to Balmoral. Long ride in a carriage. Now for more silliness. The Queen rides with him in the carriage. Trump violates the rule of touching Her Majesty. The President is already angry, because the crowds are booing, President Trump spins it as, “Look at those record crowds!” The Queen just smiles.
The carriage takes a side street. There it is, the Tower of London. The President thinks it is another place for crowds, and he gets out of the carriage to be greeted by…The Yeoman of the Guard, who with some other Yeoman take him into custody. The Tower hasn’t had “guests” for many years, but the Queen is making an exception. The Yeoman chop off the Presidents hands for touching the Queen and tweeting. He is imprisoned, thus increasing the crowds at the Tower. Will the President lose his head, literally?
Well you got your carriage ride. You never specified a destination, but left it up to Her Majesty. Be careful what you wish for and or demand.