A Golden Carriage for President Trump.


Cinderella had such a carriage, but it became a pumpkin at Midnight.  Queen Elizabeth HAS such a carriage, President Trump wants to ride in it.  British security and palace staff are against this.

President Trump had a good week last week.  I was watching one of my Senators, John McCain saying Trump got the military part right, because he listened to his generals.  The comedy loving part of me could only imagine Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther movies. Chief Inspector Dreyfus’ assistant, Francois, turns to the Chief Inspector and says, “But what if Clouseau, a complete and utter idiot turns out to be right?”  How many Democratic Party strategists are having the same unnerving thought?

I read President Trump also wants to go to Balmoral.  Long ride in a carriage.  Now for more silliness.  The Queen rides with him in the carriage.  Trump violates the rule of touching Her Majesty.  The President is already angry, because the crowds are booing,  President Trump spins it as, “Look at those record crowds!”  The Queen just smiles.

The carriage takes a side street.  There it is, the Tower of London.  The President thinks it is another place for crowds, and he gets out of the carriage to be greeted by…The Yeoman of the Guard, who with some other Yeoman take him into custody.  The Tower hasn’t had “guests” for many years, but the Queen is making an exception. The Yeoman chop off the Presidents hands for touching the Queen and tweeting.  He is imprisoned, thus increasing the crowds at the Tower.  Will the President lose his head, literally?

Well you got your carriage ride.  You never specified a destination, but left it up to Her Majesty.  Be careful what you wish for and or demand.

 

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About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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