Category Archives: A Cat Named Pandora.

Why Pandora Stopped Eating My Toes.


I expected to wake up one morning where Pandora would want me to feed her, but when I tried to get out of bed I couldn’t because all I had were stumps needing peg legs.  (I always wanted to grow … Continue reading

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Cats in the Morning.


Pandora decided it was time for me to wake up and feed her at 4 am.  She starts eating my toes. Then she led me into the bathroom.  There was a big bug to kill.  She couldn’t reach it, but … Continue reading

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Strange Day Today.


The first thing was an observation.  I looked carefully at the bottle of liquid soap in the kitchen.  It had directions for goodness sake!  Things have really taken a turn for the absurd.  We need help using liquid soap. On … Continue reading

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If Cats Had Talk Shows.


I can’t call this a nightmare, because the thought happened at lunch time.  I was on the phone with Elaine and she was saying that Yerbie was talking a blue steak, and if only he spoke English and we spoke … Continue reading

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Guess What Day it is.


You see the Geico commercial with the obnoxious camel (Camels are already obnoxious, and don’t need to be given a voice to help it along).  (The only time I ever saw a camel outside a zoo was a Bactrian camel … Continue reading

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Some Morning Silliness.


I was going to try this; until I realized, I would never write another word.  Mapping a cat‘s brain.  It would be like walking into a maze and never leaving.  Why no one understands cats.   I am not sure … Continue reading

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Remind Me Again, Why We Have Cats.


I need a reminder of this every so often.  All I want to do is go to bed IN my own bed.  Pandora greeted me.  I was able to hint for her to go to move, so what does she … Continue reading

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