The Bacon Shortage


One tradition we had was going to Chinatown for Dim Sum.  One great dish is Bacon Wrapped Shrimp, dipped in mayonnaise.  Our friend Michael Fink, Bacon Wrapped Shrimp prophet is bemoaning the bacon shortage and price increase.

You have tv shows like American Hoggers.  The hogs are hiding like mad.  They can’t apply for witness protection, they will be turned in.

The Big Bad Wolf is on the prowl.  He is looking for more than the Three Little Pigs.  What will Miss Piggy think?  This is probably NOT the sort of publicity she craves.

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp (Photo credit: WxMom)

About tucsonmike

I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing. I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list: The Search for Livingstone An Affair of the Heart The Search for Otzi Griffith Justice in Space. Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
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