I was responding to a tweet of a writer friend who was writing about green. I said I was green. She asked if I was Kermit. I promised her a story about that so here it is.
A friend who I dated on and off wanted me to set her up with another friend of mine. Consuelo, I cried. This is gonna be like Kermit and Miss Piggy. So I’m Miss Piggy?! Ayyy slpat!!!
Al Roker is my hero. He told Miss Piggy to shut up.
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About tucsonmike
I am originally from Brooklyn, New York and now live in Tucson, Arizona. I have discovered a passion for writing.
I have five books out now, with a sixth on the way. Take a look @ my book list:
The Search for Livingstone
An Affair of the Heart
The Search for Otzi
Griffith Justice in Space.
Moriarty The Life and Times of a Criminal Genius
Available now on Smashwords - Amazon and Barnes and Noble
As to not bore my public with just "Buy my book," I am also interested in baseball, the outdoors, art, architecture, technology, the human mind and DNA. I learned Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one, have to lowest rate of Alzheimer's in the world. Therefore, I treat my brain as a muscle needing a workout. I enjoy good food, flirtation, beautiful women (I am happily married for thirty years), so just flirting ;) I was considered autistic when I was young, trying to figure out if I have a mild form of Aspergers and learning from that. That is for future posts. You can also see I love history. Enjoy my sarcastic silly look at the world, and making History more interesting than a textbook.
Author Michael Charton 