I was responding to a tweet of a writer friend who was writing about green. I said I was green. She asked if I was Kermit. I promised her a story about that so here it is.
A friend who I dated on and off wanted me to set her up with another friend of mine. Consuelo, I cried. This is gonna be like Kermit and Miss Piggy. So I’m Miss Piggy?! Ayyy slpat!!!
Al Roker is my hero. He told Miss Piggy to shut up.